Read full story on Little Clauses Grow Up Too Fast

Here are some examples:

• If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

And many more…lol
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Doctor Fish ate our feet

It costs only P100 (~$2.00) and you get a free towel. Lol! But not advisable if you’re squeamish about putting your feet in a shallow pool with fishes… and a whole lot of other people’s feet. Hehe hehe…

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I can distinctly remember several times when, as a girl, my Mom took one playmate or another aside and lectured her about bossing me around. Nobody’s Mom ever took me aside and gave me the bossy girl lecture. In retrospect my Mom has mentioned quite a few times that she wishes she’d let me handle my own problems more often as a child, but that’s another issue. (There are many, many issues.)

I’ve always been a sidekick, an appendage.

Until I became a Mother.

Read full story: Does Motherhood Make Us Bossy?

(FB) – Pre-eminent blogger Jan Geronimo of  WritingToExhale.com has been reported missing by worried friends and colleagues. He was last seen on a tough row to hoe,  carrying on with some hot chicks in Farmville.

“Seriously, I thought he’d just taken up smoking crack,” said one friend, who preferred to remain anonymous. “Now I’m really worried about him, y’know?”

One tipster reported that Mr. Geronimo was seen sporting denim overalls, and throwing something unidentifiable to a pen full of happy pigs. “I don’t know what that man’s doing with a pig pen. He should be wielding a fountain pen, for crying out loud! What could he be thinking?” At last report, the pigs were happily munching pages from Orwell’s Animal Farm, and could be seen wearing glasses and walking on their hind legs.

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I stand in the middle of a crossroads,
not knowing where to go.
My heart says South,
yet it’s my mind I’d have to follow.

The path is straight up ahead,
though, no means to cross an ocean.
A bridge is what I need to tread,
over yonder a bow heeds action.

A Puppy, Not a Guppy

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The landscape betrays a traveler,
promises of lovers words.
The intensity of extreme weathers,
delude a mouthful of hordes.

Fuzzmail is an internet toy that harbors vast potential for addiction! Here’s an excerpt from Fuzzmail dot org:

WHAT IS FUZZMAIL? Fuzzmail records the act of writing and lets you send it as an email. Dynamic changes, typoes, pauses and writeovers are captured and communicated. We created fuzzmail because we wanted a more emotionally expressive alternative to email, so that an emailed love letter does not have to look the same as a business letter.

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See full details at Jena Isle’s Random Thoughts