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This Just in, and It’s a Doozy!

(FB) – Pre-eminent blogger Jan Geronimo of  WritingToExhale.com has been reported missing by worried friends and colleagues. He was last seen on a tough row to hoe,  carrying on with some hot chicks in Farmville.

“Seriously, I thought he’d just taken up smoking crack,” said one friend, who preferred to remain anonymous. “Now I’m really worried about him, y’know?”

One tipster reported that Mr. Geronimo was seen sporting denim overalls, and throwing something unidentifiable to a pen full of happy pigs. “I don’t know what that man’s doing with a pig pen. He should be wielding a fountain pen, for crying out loud! What could he be thinking?” At last report, the pigs were happily munching pages from Orwell’s Animal Farm, and could be seen wearing glasses and walking on their hind legs.

Read the full story on: Monday News & Views

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